Apparently the rumors are true. Jesus has returned. Although I do not have direct access to Jesus, I was lucky to meet one of his apostles: Walker, Texas Ranger. As a reporter, I'm here to cover the story.

According to Walker, Jesus is here to correct some misconceptions. In addition, there are rumors that God is not happy with any of his children and has created a new "chosen people".

These new chosen people are called "Hodags".

I asked Walker why God chose the Hodags. "Apparenlty he likes the cheese-cheer", noted Walker. "You know, He does act in mysterious ways".

For more coverage on Walker, Texas Ranger, visit:

www.myspace.com/a678

REC SPORT LOVE

The Wisconsin rec sports page has a pic of the Hodags.

http://www.wisc.edu/studentLife/recreation.php

Just in case this image rotates, I added it as well. Is that Opie about to turf the disc while being guarded by one Wei Lu?

MARCH MADNESS

Join the fun with the Yahoo! Tourney Pick 'Em. Just go to:

http://tournament.fantasysports.yahoo.com/men/

Group Id: 30560
Password: hodag

Winner gets the usual bragging rights.

-Dean