Apparently the rumors are true. Jesus has returned. Although I do not have direct access to Jesus, I was lucky to meet one of his apostles: Walker, Texas Ranger. As a reporter, I'm here to cover the story.
According to Walker, Jesus is here to correct some misconceptions. In addition, there are rumors that God is not happy with any of his children and has created a new "chosen people".
These new chosen people are called "Hodags".
I asked Walker why God chose the Hodags. "Apparenlty he likes the cheese-cheer", noted Walker. "You know, He does act in mysterious ways".
For more coverage on Walker, Texas Ranger, visit:
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According to Walker, Jesus is here to correct some misconceptions. In addition, there are rumors that God is not happy with any of his children and has created a new "chosen people".
These new chosen people are called "Hodags".
I asked Walker why God chose the Hodags. "Apparenlty he likes the cheese-cheer", noted Walker. "You know, He does act in mysterious ways".
For more coverage on Walker, Texas Ranger, visit:
www.myspace.com/a678
Labels: Introducing: Walker, Texas Ranger
posted by Lupe at
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my guess is the cheese cheer has not been recited in many a year....except by jamin
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