2009 Club Vegas

Just a quick note bragging that the Iceholes won Club Vegas for the second time in a row. That's $500 to the college team for the win.

Some highlights:

• Coming back from down 8-6 at half to beat Pike '05 for the championship.
• A creepy dude in a Porsche getting a blowjob while driving down the street around 3pm.
• Jammin becoming Annen 2.0 and ruling a craps table for 2+ hours.
• Lokke punching Riley in the back hard so I could pickpocket him.
• Teddy getting a Clamato + Bud Light facial.
• Countless tabletops for everyone.
• Muffin threatening to kill / destroy everyone in sight and then taking out four or five people.
• Riley destroying Heijmen in 500.
• Rob taking a header after tripping on grass.
• The SoCo circle after winning.

-Dean

William C. Lokke Central Command Center Security Database Status Updates:

Fri. Jan-23-09: 11:33pm - Kevin "Bucket" Riley spills airport drink on pants and tabletops Tom Annen for the mistake.
12:41am - Ted Tripoli claims "unblastable" - threatening Rodrigo's life several times.
1:55am - Bucket double-downs with 11 showing in Black Jack - hits Ace - loses $50 immediately, $200 total. Despair sets in.
2:46am - Tripoli starts pillow fight with Dan Heijmen - Scallet and Bobby tag-team dominate Tenacious Ted.
4:15am - Baller BK orders 12 Carbombs, 13 Coronas in Stratosphere Premium Lounge. Rodrigo falls asleep with mouth open and bets are placed.
7:05am - Power Saver On.
Sat. Jan-24-09: 9:11am - Awake in pile of stripper card's, Carl's Jr. wrappers, and casino chips.
9:24am - Depart for fields - first game in 6 minutes. Burkly currently at fields, running stringent drills.
9:46am - Rodrigo removes dress shoes and blazer to enter game for first time - score 9-1.
10:45am - Animal squats 300 pounds in between Mixed Games. William is impressed.
12:15pm - Muffin enters game with boot, gets poach D and throws turnover.
2:00pm - Fat Bill orders 2 Double-Double's, Animal Style Fries and Large Shake at "In n' Out Burger."
5:55pm - Muffin and Drew discuss finishing documentary
7:30pm - Begin attempts to find Frisbee Party.
7:33pm - Burkly vehemently vows to boycott party in place of gambling.
10:15pm - Colorado challenges Wisconsin to Margarita making contest - Skip Wins
10:45pm - Richter brags about making the World's team over Parker and Chicken
11:07pm - William asks for stiff drink and Xehten pours a brutal 3/4 rum and coke
11:15pm - Rodrigo eyes Chicken's exuberant suit and tie, clearly jealous
11:24pm - Riley tastes mixed drink and random approaches - challenging Rebholz with finger jab to the chest - "I challenge you to Ro-Sham-Bo Slam." The loser slams a drink of choice, which ironically, is Fat Bill's and dude gets nailed by the super hard drink.
11:36pm - Skip closes down the Frisbee Party
11:55pm - Animal mounts Stripper Pole on the Party Bus - a 175 of Jose in one hand and Manders in the other.
12:15am - Blackout! System Down!
2:25am - Bellagio Water Show squirts Animal in the eye
3:35am - William wins giant Superman Garfield at local Fat Man Festival.
5:57am - Bert found on floor with Giant Superman Garfield asleep in bed next to Rebholz.
Sun. Jan-25-09: 11:07am - First game has already started, minivan turns into Carl's Junior Drive Through.
11:40am - Drew and Muffin return from local liquor store with big smiles.
12:45pm - Animal returns from Mixed Fields injured - Foster texts that Animal shouldn't come back to Madison.
1:20pm - Jammin dominates tournament
1:25pm - Tripoli throws 90 yard hammer, drops swing pass
1:30pm - Detonator!
1:45pm - Wisconsin groans, must play Pike in finals?
2:40pm - Soco Waterfall ensues
9:30pm - Drew wins $400 in poker
11:55pm - Lokke scores big at massage parlor, Riley loses big, Drew orders 15th vodka red bull
Mon. Jan-26-09: 11:30am - Drew walks into hotel room announcing his plane leaves in 1 hour 20 minutes.