He did it! He finally did it! Bert helped Bruss overcome his suckiness through a consistent campaign of negative feedback. Congratulations Bert your efforts finally paid off after a decade of your persistence when Bruss achieved adequate status on the field during the 2008 Club Finals.
Hodags around the country can now triumphantly drop a drink in another drink in honor of Bert.
Hodags around the country can now triumphantly drop a drink in another drink in honor of Bert.
posted by Paradise at
10:01 AM
2 Comments:
I mean, first off I just want to thank god. I really could not have persevered for so long without his guidance and strength. I'd also like to thank my mom for always being there and of course my producer Timbaland.
When I started this journey I wasn't sure it could be accomplished. Back then it wasn't as easy to get tshirts printed with words on them. You whelps don't know how easy you have it now, to steal a phrase from Chipper. In any case, I never gave up the dream. And now I stand at the pinnacle of greatness and can hence forth consider myself a champion.
Using an inferior vessel such as Bruss really shows how dedicated I was to making this a true test of my will and dedication. I remember when he f'd up his knee skiing midway through one college season and I really struggled to believe I could continue on. That I could keep pushing this assbag of human waste to the finish line. But I found strength and kept picking myself up through his every injury, drunken battle, and marriage.
Let this be a lesson to all of you. You just need to find the will and courage and cling to your goals. If you want something you must go and take it, even if you have to drag a fauxhawked pamper poopststamper to the finishline.
Thank you for all the support and god bless.
By
BrussSucks, at 4:51 PM
Bert, you are my hero. Can you help me next please?
By
smacnair, at 7:53 PM
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