Alumni Reunion-Mancation
Double down, ante up and push all in, because the Hodags are going to Vegas. Following a litany of complaints that last year's mancation was planned mere weeks before the event in a location some didn't like, this year's trip is being announced months in advance in a place everyone loves (or at least has a healthy bit of respect for). Same rules as last year apply. Your girlfriend, wife and sense of decency are not invited, your liver and sense of humor are. People will be getting in on Thursday March 27 and if they survive long enough, likely leaving on Sunday the 30th. Dean is looking into rooms as we speak and if you are planning on coming you should let him know: dbolton991@yahoo.com
Who's going to be there (other than half the hot strippers in America and a bunch of black jack dealers from Buffalo, NY)? The four founding fathers of Mancation (Dean, Dise, Tyler and Pankratz), rumor has it Zach and LA Rob will also be there. Not even a full year of marriage and Bruss is reportedly looking for excuses to get out of the house and if our Hello Kitty scholarship funding goes through, Kang. Who are some of the dark horse contenders to make an appearance? Is Frederick willing to risk throwing away a promising medical career before it even gets started? Does Hector ever go on vacation if it doesn't involve speaking spanish or playing frisbee? Is Anderson's cougar hunting license valid in Nevada? Is Ley a minister yet? and if so does that mean he'll want to go to cub scout meetings instead of strip clubs? Will Flounder's company let him use the company jet? Can Tyson take time off from his busy duties as captain of the Widowmaker? Only time will tell, but I hope everyone can make it. Please help spread the word to all the former Hodags.
Pankratz
Who's going to be there (other than half the hot strippers in America and a bunch of black jack dealers from Buffalo, NY)? The four founding fathers of Mancation (Dean, Dise, Tyler and Pankratz), rumor has it Zach and LA Rob will also be there. Not even a full year of marriage and Bruss is reportedly looking for excuses to get out of the house and if our Hello Kitty scholarship funding goes through, Kang. Who are some of the dark horse contenders to make an appearance? Is Frederick willing to risk throwing away a promising medical career before it even gets started? Does Hector ever go on vacation if it doesn't involve speaking spanish or playing frisbee? Is Anderson's cougar hunting license valid in Nevada? Is Ley a minister yet? and if so does that mean he'll want to go to cub scout meetings instead of strip clubs? Will Flounder's company let him use the company jet? Can Tyson take time off from his busy duties as captain of the Widowmaker? Only time will tell, but I hope everyone can make it. Please help spread the word to all the former Hodags.
Pankratz
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A list of my accomplishments over the past year I would like to discuss at the Mancation in their order of importance:
1. Pulled the roommate switch
2. Moved out of Wisconsin
3. Finished PhD
By Pankratz, at 11:15 PM
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